johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(via geeneelee)

Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

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koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

(via geeneelee)

  • Me: Useless celebrity news of the day! Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber in the face!
  • Mom: Tried?
  • Me: I watched the clip. A bunch of body guards got in the way.
  • Mom: What a shame.

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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therealxtina:

the true gay icons

(via baritacos)

adonutwithamapleglaze:

Anyone that likes musicals is immediately at least 10 times as attractive to me

(via geeneelee)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via geeneelee)

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m a Pisces, the best sign of all.

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m a Pisces, the best sign of all.

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